Are you ready to hear the naked truth?
No, I didn't believe it. So, I'll come back when you are ready.
Still, you ought to know. You are a really tame bunch. So polite, like parishioners at Sunday service in the Washington National Cathedral. Everyone, in their seat, listening politely, afraid to even cough. I suppose I could understand your quietude if this were a funeral, but Ronald Reagan died years ago, and no one is to be buried this week, month, or year.
Say something. Let me know, as Lily Tomlin would say, that there is intelligent life in the universe.